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واخيراً قصة أيمن الكاشف قصة ايمن الكاشف طبق الشطة استيقظت من النوم ثم غسلت وجهى كما يفعل اى شاب مهزب ثم تجهزت للافطار. امى طباخة ماهرة تصنع اشياء شهية المهم جلست على الطبلية الشهيرة ووجد ان ابى سوف يحضر الافطار معى لفت نظرى طبق بة شيى احمر سالت امى عنة فرد ابى غاضبا –حاول تعتمد على نفسك مش كل حاجة تسال عليها . فعلا كلام جميل كلام معقول مقدرش اقول حاجة عنة فقمت بوضع معلومات عامة عن الطبق 1- سائل احمر اللون 2-يشبة الصلصة 3-ابويا بياكل منة بنهم 4-لازم اللحق اكل منة قبل ما يخلص = مربى اكيد دى مرب : وانا بعشق المربةثم بدون مقدمات مقدمات رفعت الطبق على فمى ثم بووووووووش اية دة دى فلفل احمر شطة ويادى المصيبة الطبق كلة فى وش ابويا وانا نسيت اقول ان ابويا بطل مصارعة قديييم …………………………..؟ جاء بعض اصدقائى لزيارتى فى المستشفى ومنهم اسماعيل واسامة وخمسة اخرون وانا مجبس بلكامل ما عدا العينين فقال اسماعيل بدهشة – اية يا ابنى انت داسك قطر ؟ فرد ابى بفخر وقال - لا انا الى ضربتة .رد عيلة اسامة غاضبا -انت حمار يا راجل انت ازاى تضرب ابنك كدة ؟ رد ابويا بتحدى – واضربك انت كمان لو مش عاجبك رد اسماعيل وهو يفك الحزام – الظاهر لازم تتروق …….. فثار ابى ورفع اسماعيل ورماه عاليا فوقع فوقى تماما فصرخت اااااااااااة فقال ابى بلهجة مسرحية ابنىىىىىىى ثم رمى اسماعيل من الشباك ثم تحمس ورمى اسامة ثم تحمس اكثر ورما بقية اصدقائى ثم تحمس اكثرواكثر ورمانى من الشباك ونيت ان اخبركم ان غرفتى فى المستشفى بلدور العاشر وطبعا لانى مجبس بلكامل فكنت اثقلهم فسقط اولا على الارض ثم سقط فوقى اسماعيل ثم اسامة ثم بقية ال الزملاء ظلوا فوقى ثلاث دقائق ثم قاموا غاضبين فقاموا بضربى انتقاما من ابى ثم تركونى ورحلوا وانا اصدر اصوت احتضار وحسبى اللة ونعم الوكيل . تمت بحمد الله |
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اشطا اتمنى فعلاً التوفيق للجميع و الى مش حيصوتلى انتوا عارفين انا ممكن اعمل ايه شرانى  يا رب اكسب انا و كله يخسر |
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أولا أنا بشفق عليك من كترة الأسئلة عشان كده مش هسألك ولا سؤال لا بس بهزر أنا هسأل سؤال بسيطوأرجوا أنك تجاوب على الأقل بأربعة كلمات انا كنت عايز اسأل سؤال اولا : انت نجحت ولا ....(في اي مواد)؟  ثانيا : مين اكتر واحد من صحابك بتحبه  و اكتر واحد بتكرهه؟ ثالثا : لو كنت مدير المنتدى ....ايه اول حاجه هتعملها؟  رابعا : ايه القناه اللي بتتفرج عليها اول ما تفتح T.V ؟  خامسا:لو عايش لوحدك في العالم هتعمل ايه ؟  وبس بسبب الغرور أنت تعرفني ولو تعرفني أنت تفتكرلي موضوع أو مشارك ايه اكتر فيلم اجنبى بتحبه؟ بتحب الكره شكلك كده مش بتحبها؟ بتدعى على حد باستمرار وياريت تقول هو مين؟ مين اكتر حد كان ندل معاك؟ ايه اكتر موقف احرجك؟ كفايه عليك كده امتى بتكره نفسك؟ امتى بتحس بالغباء؟ امتى بتحس ان حياتك سودة ؟ ايه رأيك في : الكليه البيت الاهل الناس الاخلاق الحب انت انا هم نحن كلمني عن كتااااااااااااب قراته وغير مجرى حياتك أو فيلم غير مجرى حياتك برده  من أنت؟ ايه هدفك في حياتك؟ لما بتغلط فى حد بتعتذرله ولا ؟ امتى بتحس انك غلطان؟ ايه اكتر موقف ممكن تقول فيه وانا مالى ماليش دعوة؟ لما بتكلم حد ما تعرفوش هل بيهمك الانطباع الاول ولا من تعاملك معاه بعد كده بتكون فكرتك عنه؟ ايه اكتر حاجة ممكن تضايقك فى اللى قدامك؟ مين اكتر انسان ممكن تحس انك بجد مش تقدر تسيبه ؟ ايه اكتر حاجة بتحب تعملها؟ لسانك بيسبق عقلك ولا العكس؟ دلوقتى بقى مرحلة العودة الى الطفولة اصلى طبعا ما اقدرش افوت الفرصة دى كلمنى عن نفسك من اولى ابتدائى لغاية دلوقتى (شايف الطيبة) واوعى تنسى حاجة مين اكتر ناس مفتقدهم من اصحابك زمان؟ فيه حد بجد خسرته زمان وندمان عليه؟ لسه ليك اصحاب من بتوع زمان ولا؟ ايه اكتر حاجة نفسك ترجع تعملها دلوقتى ومش عارف؟ حاسس انك دلوقتى ولا زمان كنت اسعد؟ 1.ايه اكتر موقف يحرجك 2.ايه اكتر حاجة تخوفك 3.الا هو صحيح ليه طارق مبيسالكش 4.امتى بتقول لنفسك وقف عندك مينفعش 5.ايه هى هواياتك 6.ايه الموقف اللى كل ما بتفتكره بتضحك عليه 7.امتى بتحس انك مخنوق وزهقان 8.بتسمع اغانى ولو اه مين المفضل عندك كفاية كده النهارده والى لقاء اخر انشاءالله |
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ههههههههههههههههههه قصه هنتر مان و ايمن الكاشف زى الفل والله تشكروا اوى و تم التصويت ^^ |
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يا شباب ادعوا لى عايز كل الناس تصوت باعلى صوت بضمير يعنى ويا رب افوز ادعوا لى |
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احم احم على فكره انا كنت هانسحب اصلن عشان ماكنش عندى وقت بس قلت لا عشان منظرى ادام العالم ديه ( انا كتبتها فى 5 دقايق ) و القصص التانيه ميه ميه ولله |
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ربنامعاك ولسه التصويت مفتوح يارات كل الاعضاء تصوت لاحسن صاحب قصه ^^^ مش لاحسن صاحب ماشى هههههههههههههه |
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و الله فعلا حلويين بس قصه اِليسا تحفه :d |
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Remember that in those spaces, you can see my fingers locked with your hands for ever >>> its a nice whene u know that some 1 loves u some 1 misses u some 1 needs u but it feels much better when u know that some 1 never forget u thats me !! >>> i have 2 eyes that 2 see you i have 2 arms that 2 hold you i have 2 lips that 2 kiss you but ?? i have 1 heart that to love you >>> The Death is not when the heart stop beating The Death is when the heart stop Loving I M!sS you >>> GOD GAVE US 86,400 VALUBLE SECONDS EACH DAY. MAY I USE A FEW SECONDS TO SAY THANKS FOR GIVING ME KNOWING SOMEONE LIKE YOU. >>> I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.… >>> You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again >>> I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say>>> Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. >>> make me when i want to crymake me live when i want leave to the sky and remember me when I die Its raining now should u look out the windows and try to count the numbers of rain drops u see falling from the sky above thats how much i'm missing u now ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` make me when i want to crymake me live when i want leave to the sky and remember me when I die الموضوع دة لكل واحد بيحب وعاوز يقضيها ماسجات :D:D وتنفع ولد ل ولد بردة (بس ممكن يفهمك غلط)  ياريت اللي عجبة الموضوع يقول لي انهو احسن جملة عجبتة انا اكتر جملة عجبتني اقتباس:
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18-03-2009, 07:22 PM
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HMMMMMMMMMMMM مش فاهم حاجة بس شكلهم جامدين :d |
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18-03-2009, 07:23 PM
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جامدة اوى المسجات ديه ;) مشكورر على المسجات الجامدة ديه:) و بعد اذنك حسرق حبة منهم:D تقبل مرورى عافية و بلطجة |
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