conversation بين ولد و بنت
 

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم..
دي محادثة بين ولد و بنت بس اسف مش هقدر اترجمها عشان بالعربي مش هتدي نفس المعاني..
يا رب تعجبكم...

Boy : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!


Boy : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
Girl : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Girl : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Girl : It's hot!!!

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Girl : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!
Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
Girl : Okay,get out!!!

Boy : I think I could make you very happy
Girl : Why,are you leaving?

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Boy : Can I have your name?
Girl : why,don't you already have one?

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?
Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
Girl : Were you away??

Boy : Who was that boy I saw you kissing last night??
Girl : What time was it??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Girl : You love me...

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??
Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy : Is this seat empty?
Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl : It's in the phone book.

Boy : But I don't know your name.
Girl : That's in the phone book too.

Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Girl : Do not Enter

Boy : I know how to please a woman.
Girl : Then please leave me alone.

Boy : I want to give myself to you.
Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Girl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Boy : Your body is like a temple
Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Girl : You remind me of the sea.
Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Girl : NO, because you make me sick.

Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?
Girl : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

دى أيه البت دى دى كرها امه
والواد بصراحه معندوش ريحت الدم يعنى المفروض لقاها منفضاله من الأول يسبهاااااا

lol دي محادثة كوميدية مش حقيقية و شكرا علي مرورك^^^

فظيعه يا باشا والبنت فعلاً محترماه اوى

الواد ده تنح و بارد

البنت بتعرف ترذ و الواذ بارذ اويييييي

لا بس الي مقلفها باب جدا و شكرا علي الموضوع

soooo funny imagine if this girl is ur girlfriend caesar

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Girl : You love me...


Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl : It's in the phone book.

Boy : But I don't know your name.
Girl : That's in the phone book too.

agmd gomlten bsra7h

ههههههههههههههه الحوار جامد أوى يا مان شكرا ليك فعلا مميز بلا حدود باس الواد داه تنح ..................و شكرا

hahahahaha wad r5m we kman 3abet da kl shoua tshtmo we hoa laz2lha zay el 2r3a fe el dfera bs bnt 100 % good bt3rf trod??>

شكرا يا جماعة علي مروركم و الردود كلها .. ربنا يخليكوا

llo0oll .. Never
why should i call her my GF if she did that with me :P

lol thx ya basha so comedy

الف شكر ياباشا ممتازه جدا وفعلا البنت محترمه زياده عن اللزوم

لول قصة لذيذة
و ألذ حاجة ان الواد ميأسش و فضل يكمل للاخر بالرغم من برودها من ناحيته
و الالذ انها طلعت ابرد منه :d

مشكور يا حبي

شكرا علي الردود الجميلة .....

يا باااااااااااااااااااااااي
البت دي بااااااااااارده قوي
والواد تنح تنح تنح تنح تنح تنح وقفاه يقمر 1500 رغييف
بس في كلمات مش مفهومه يعني أول مره اسمع عنها
بس عليها ردووووووود
ده انا كنت حتف على الشاشه مرتين تلاته يا راجل :( :eek:

محادثه جامده شكرا يا مان

Very nice

HeHeHe

الواد غلس اكتر مني
hahahaha

أه البت الخنيقه ديه .:(

شكراً يا مان جامدة جداً بس هما كذا ولد ولا ولد واحد ولا إيه

بس جامده طحن شكراً ..............

hehehehhehe
(^_^)

جامدة جدااا LoL

مشكورين علي مروركم و ردودكم الجميــــــلة....

lol
حاجات مش مفهومة زي ايه؟؟؟؟
^^^و شكرا علي مرورك.....

يا مان فعلا القصه كوميدي لان مافيش بنت هتعمل كده قوام واحد مستعد يضحي علشانها دول ما بيصدقو يا باشا و مستحيل هيكون في بني ادم تنح لي الدرجه دي انا قصدي علي الboy


انبليفابول

علي فكره انا تعبت اوب علشان اعر اترجمها صح بس بجد جااامد يا كبير

دي متألفه يا باشا مش حقيقيه ...و شكرا علي المرور والرد

الموضوع حلو بش عشان انت رديت فيه يا باشا .. ردك نور الموضوع و زادني شرف.
شكرا...

الف شكر علي ردك يا باشا..

el bet maradtha gamda awe w el tany beya5od 3ala 2afaa

lol

شكرا يا باشا بس البنت ! ؟
مش زي بتوع اليومين دول !

loool gamda gedan ^^