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16-06-2011, 06:41 PM
Foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt ...
So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt.
when she arrives at Cairo
... she picks a random guy, and starts her
interview,,,[/CENTER]
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english?!
Egyptian: Berfect xD
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?!
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?!
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): huh what do u sink?!!!
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha: yas male.. and I can brove it any time u want )
Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take u for ur word x) ...so..how do u find life
here in Egypt ??
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry.. nice wezar.. nice food.. byramidz
Reporter: oh well.. beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur
country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food !!!!! are you 3'abyaa ??
Reporter: Ok.. let's move on.. what do u do?
Taha: I am fery well ,sank u )
Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?!!
Taha (looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) wiz u? ..we can esmoke
it in my car.. don't warry about bolice )
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas.. Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt??
Taha: Very big broblem.. very much cars.. u see?.. but za gavarment is
trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle estreet and za me7war
estreet.. and zey make all estreets one way so if u go..u cant come
back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undarestand what u say !!! o.O
Reporter: I mean.. how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of
watar.. and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?!!
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make mony..one frend i know make mony
at home.. and he go to brizon..if u make mony at home..u can only give
it to za banzeena man..zey take any mony
[LEFT]Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egyptis a rich country.. do u have a
lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not a lot.. but I eat and drink EL7…
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Gavarment tb3an !!!
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle estreet,me7war estreet and make all estreets one way as i said before cant you remembaaaaar !!
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: yas yas i vote .. and i was very habby when m7md 3atya won za estar academy
Reporter: mohamed what !!!! oooooh god Do u choose your president ??
Taha: yaaaaas yaaaas .. Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice (shouts) y5alek lena ya rayeeeeees !!
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoblane in za war !! .. he waz za ledar airoblane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now !!!
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoblane in it !!
Reporter: what about the last 30 years ?
Taha: I marry .. i broved i am a man .. and have 3ela2 and merfat..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 30 years
Taha: He build circle estreet,me7war estreet and make all estreets one way..u forget very fast 3ala fekra .. u kan take zahaymar medicine !!
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 100 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this !!!!!
Taha: Ok.. just give me za (job) zen..we esmoke ,and make head .. and go to za karasy faktory ) )
Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok.. need a Taxi
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So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt.
when she arrives at Cairo
... she picks a random guy, and starts her
interview,,,[/CENTER]
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english?!
Egyptian: Berfect xD
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?!
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?!
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): huh what do u sink?!!!
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha: yas male.. and I can brove it any time u want )
Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take u for ur word x) ...so..how do u find life
here in Egypt ??
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry.. nice wezar.. nice food.. byramidz
Reporter: oh well.. beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur
country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food !!!!! are you 3'abyaa ??
Reporter: Ok.. let's move on.. what do u do?
Taha: I am fery well ,sank u )
Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?!!
Taha (looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) wiz u? ..we can esmoke
it in my car.. don't warry about bolice )
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas.. Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt??
Taha: Very big broblem.. very much cars.. u see?.. but za gavarment is
trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle estreet and za me7war
estreet.. and zey make all estreets one way so if u go..u cant come
back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undarestand what u say !!! o.O
Reporter: I mean.. how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of
watar.. and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?!!
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make mony..one frend i know make mony
at home.. and he go to brizon..if u make mony at home..u can only give
it to za banzeena man..zey take any mony
[LEFT]Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egyptis a rich country.. do u have a
lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not a lot.. but I eat and drink EL7…
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Gavarment tb3an !!!
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle estreet,me7war estreet and make all estreets one way as i said before cant you remembaaaaar !!
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: yas yas i vote .. and i was very habby when m7md 3atya won za estar academy
Reporter: mohamed what !!!! oooooh god Do u choose your president ??
Taha: yaaaaas yaaaas .. Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice (shouts) y5alek lena ya rayeeeeees !!
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoblane in za war !! .. he waz za ledar airoblane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now !!!
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoblane in it !!
Reporter: what about the last 30 years ?
Taha: I marry .. i broved i am a man .. and have 3ela2 and merfat..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 30 years
Taha: He build circle estreet,me7war estreet and make all estreets one way..u forget very fast 3ala fekra .. u kan take zahaymar medicine !!
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 100 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this !!!!!
Taha: Ok.. just give me za (job) zen..we esmoke ,and make head .. and go to za karasy faktory ) )
Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok.. need a Taxi
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